mattied 

When a person abruptly hangs up on you during a phone conversation without saying "Bye" even though you aren't aware that the conversation is over.

Today I was on the phone with mom and she just hung up when she was finished talking. She didn't even say bye. I guess I got Mattied.

mattied by thor bob December 21, 2013

mattiela 

the name for the greatest ship ever

Girl 1: Look at that cute couple!
Girl 2: Aww they’re such a mattiela!

mattiela by mattielaismyotp January 9, 2019

Mattie 

Mattie is a walking goddess.

She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.

She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.

But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.

She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.

Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.

Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.

“Mattie, you’re perfect.”

“Shut up, no I’m not.”

“I beg to differ.”

Mattie by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018

matted asshair 

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012

Mattie May 

Mattie May is smart, helpful, pretty, honest and so much more. She stands up for what see believes in and is not afraid to say what she thinks is right.

She knows how to fight for her friends and family. She usually lives in a large family on a farm with all kinds of animals and has a lot of outdoor experiences. Like one time she might think a bird in a snake.

She is always inviting and she tries not to leave anyone.

She is fierce and brave. She makes you laugh all the time and the only time she will dislike you is when you are mean to others of very mean to her.

Mattie May is awesome

Mattie May by Jimmy3207 April 4, 2019

Mattie 

She is a nice loving caring girl who will love with all her heart she will sometimes get mad but she will always come back and when she feels strongly about something she will not change her mind she is a great friend and she will always make your day brighter.

Mattie is cool.

Mattie by hiits me April 28, 2017

Mattie 

Mattie is the kind of girl that will literally make you LOL. She is usually very pretty, sweet, and honest. Matties are fighters AND lovers because if they have a strong opinion, they are known to fight for it. However, if they love you they are very passionate and expressive of their feelings. They like getting close and being held. If you currently have a Mattie in your life i would strongly suggest holding on to her as she will most likely complete you. Matties are also sensitive to what you say to them.. they will only dislike you if you have ever been unecessarily mean to them. And if you are too sarcastic to them, they will get the intention that you really dont like them. Matties are very unique and hilarious. So if you are ever having a bad day, just call one..they'll have you laughing in no time!

"Dude, that girl was definitely a Mattie." "NO WAY, hurry.. get her number!!!

Mattie by littlebopeep12345678910 May 22, 2011