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Mattieux 

A man who is daring and courageous. Laughs at stupid jokes. He pretends to be a doucher, but really he is caring an understanding, with high intelligence. He is also very good looking, and has great social skills which he uses on many ladies.

Pronouncing the name Mattieux requires great effort, and only French- speaking individuals get the hold of it.
Mattieux: you're ruining my name!
Girl: Sorry!
Mattieux by mmmm girl October 6, 2009
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Mattieux 

Mattieux is one of the hottest most intelligent man you will meet, he will also have a massive cock which he will use to beat your ass. Though Mattieux’s are rare they are very pog.
Girl: omg it’s Mattieux I want him to rail me
Girl 2: omg yes
Mattieux by Men are hot February 14, 2021
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A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash indian. A mattieus diet consists of puncheon, nicotime and weed. A mattieu is especially fomd of Venezuelan women in their early twenties-to early thirties. A mattieu is native to Rio Claro and appears skinny in nature. The mattieu is an endangered species..... PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS.
"Oh my gosh, look at that , a rare wild mattieu in its natural habitat"

"I must call am exterminator, i have a mattieu problem"
mattieu by Oxforddd November 25, 2021
the God of all gods
Born out of his own will, mattieu a God of God's is born to rule all God's
Mattieu by God of God's November 21, 2021
A god of all God's with ultimate power
Born of his own pure will, Mattieu rules over all God's
Mattieu by God of God's November 21, 2021
Mattieu
Mattieu's are very strong human beings, capable of immense feets of strength. Also they are the most handsome beings in the universe
Mattieu by God of God's November 22, 2021
A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash whose true love is weed, rum and people girl. A mattieu lives in a tropical climate and is native to Trinidad and Tobago. A mattieus diet consists of heavy nicotine and puncheon to sustain its lifestyle.
That man breed my wife hes such a mattieu
Mattieu by Oxforddd November 22, 2021
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