matishing

to fish for a significant other with brains

I'll be matishing at tonight's press conference.

matishing by blancadillo January 25, 2023

mormon mashing 

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

mormon mashing by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

mashing keyboards 

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.

mashing keyboards by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math is not mathing by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

Mashing the pad 

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.

Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.

Mashing the pad by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009

Mashing the castle towers 

Two guys ramming their penis' together

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"

Mashing the castle towers by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012

Mask-Matching 

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

Mask-Matching by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020