Definitions by blancadillo

hauntie 

it's a blend of auntie and a hag
if your auntie is a cool but evil hag you call her hauntie

aunt Mari can be a real hauntie sometimes

hauntie by blancadillo April 4, 2023

ogej 

it's like the word "okej" but more advanced in a way that it is gay
it's a gayed agreement with no connotation to gayz

do you want to watch parks and recreations?
ogej

ogej by blancadillo April 4, 2023

marktajtyz

name of a disease borrowed from hepatitis, which specifies the cause of the titis to a man named "Mark". Spelled the way it's pronounced with voicing at the end, duh.

damn I love Mark so much that I developed a rare case of marktajtyz

marktajtyz by blancadillo April 4, 2023

hoe in law

when your brother in law acts like a hoe you can call him hoe in law instead

my hoe in law just went from 29 encounters to 30

hoe in law by blancadillo April 4, 2023

hoeish 

an adjective describing something or someone being like a hoe

my hoeish brain cannot stop thinking about Mork

hoeish by blancadillo April 4, 2023

liver 

to deliver a kick directly into someone's liver

If you don't stop talking shit I'll liver you.

liver by blancadillo January 25, 2023

matishing

to fish for a significant other with brains

I'll be matishing at tonight's press conference.

matishing by blancadillo January 25, 2023