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A person who's only your friend to use you, he never actually wants to be your friend he just wants your popularity, also wears expensive clothes while his parents can't even get a new shirt
Person A:wow I really like this guy he's really nice
Person B:nope he's just being a matii
matii by Doorbro January 4, 2018
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Pizda Matii 

Romanian word used for saying "go to hell" or "go to your mother's pussy"
Radule dute-n pizda matii!
Related Words
matii • Matiias • matiin • Pizda matii • mathias • Mathieu • Matei • mathilde • mathilda • Matai

Pizda matii 

It means mothers vagina in Romanian.
Usually used as "Fuck you".
Ba,ce dracu' ai? (Dude,what the fuck is wrong with you?)
Du-te in pizda matii (Fuck you/go to your mothers vagina)
Pizda matii by Raphahell December 1, 2015

Evan Mathis 

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
Evan Mathis by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

mathimathz 

the dominant undying love of two mathletes, affection cannot get any closer than that.
serves as proof of newton's third law, as for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction which is a telling sign that the relationship is going to be together forever and can easily be commemorated.

hints of mathimathz often show up when one calls the other with a nickname ending in -ie (i.e. "cutie")
A: Yo wassup did you hear about mathimathz?
B: Uh naw wtf is that? Another one of those math competitions?
A: Breh are you serious? Do you just live under a rock? Everyone knows that Kevin and Hanna are each others' "cornie" and "kevie", and nothing in the universe will ever stop their unconquerable mathimathz, aren't they just sooooo cute?
B: Omg that sounds so adorable!
mathimathz by mathicorn February 19, 2021

Mathilde 

She is an amazing girl she is deadly beautiful but she doesn't use it against people every guy she knows has a secret crush on her she is smart and classy if you know her or date her you are a very lucky person her smile is one of the most beautiful ones. Every time you see her you should feel happy .She has one of the best personalities she can easily keep your deepest darkest secrets, you can trust her with your life.she is usually very hyper. she is also very popular
Omg mathilde is coming!!
Mathilde by Ms emma June 15, 2017
This is the girl who you will see chasing pigeons, fall, and then laugh it off. She is open-hearted and will make you giggle 24/7! Mariia's are great listeners and are incredibly beautiful. It would be hard to not fall in love with a Mariia!
Keith:You're lucky!
Marcus: Why?
Keith: You have a Mariia!
Mariia by rockyheart January 22, 2017
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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