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mathisa

Scarborough ting who thinks she is a bad man
mathisa is my scarborough ting
by TheYingALing December 9, 2023
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Evan Mathis

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
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mathimathz

the dominant undying love of two mathletes, affection cannot get any closer than that.
serves as proof of newton's third law, as for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction which is a telling sign that the relationship is going to be together forever and can easily be commemorated.

hints of mathimathz often show up when one calls the other with a nickname ending in -ie (i.e. "cutie")
A: Yo wassup did you hear about mathimathz?
B: Uh naw wtf is that? Another one of those math competitions?
A: Breh are you serious? Do you just live under a rock? Everyone knows that Kevin and Hanna are each others' "cornie" and "kevie", and nothing in the universe will ever stop their unconquerable mathimathz, aren't they just sooooo cute?
B: Omg that sounds so adorable!
by mathicorn February 19, 2021
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mathis miles

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose
by Vaporing July 9, 2018
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mathias furenes

One of the most gay people in excistence, smol pp energy and has not performed sexual acts, with WOMEN! Mathias Furenes is the type of guy to lick your ass until it gets sore, and then wait for it to regenerate so he can shoot the guy in the head and eat them like a canibal from the ass to the neck.
- Wow Mathias Furenes is moving to Vigrestad!
- Finally, I am so tired of him.
by ilikewomenandamstraight January 31, 2022
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MathisFun.com

A website that talks about math.
I went to MathisFun.com
by DictionaryGuy5000 April 7, 2019
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Mathias

Somebody: *Criticize Mathias*
Mathias: *Hacks into his mom's pussy*
by Naudar May 12, 2021
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