masturpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

by pandeism September 30, 2010

masterpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

by pandeism September 30, 2010

Masturbration

When one masturbates in celebration of something

Jono was so overjoyed that he got into the University of Southern California that he ran back home to masturbrate!

"Everytime i kill a bad guy in COD 4, there's no other way to celebrate but masturbration"

by J0/\/O February 23, 2010

Masturbration

The act of expressing jubilation through jerking off, either by yourself, or around company.

"Guys I got the Job!" "This calls for a masturbration!" "Circlejerk or Solo?" "Either"

by AnonInfinity September 25, 2014

Masturslaytion

Ellie was slaying, alone, in her bed.

"hey mate you seeing anyone at the moment?"

"Nah man, I'm addicted to porn and masturslaytion"

by Peepeepoopoop August 27, 2023