Masturslaytion 

Ellie was slaying, alone, in her bed.

"hey mate you seeing anyone at the moment?"

"Nah man, I'm addicted to porn and masturslaytion"

Masturslaytion by Peepeepoopoop August 27, 2023

masturpraytion 

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

masturpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010

mastursation 

The act of carrying on a conversation while masturbating.

Kyle was having a long mastursation with a girl on a webcam site.

mastursation by amishwhale August 15, 2019

masturblastion

The ultimate form of masturbation that results in an excess amount of seminal or vaginal fluid exploding on surrounding surfaces.

Whenever I feel like getting myself off, I make sure that I obtain masturblastion, because if I'm not cleaning up a mess, I'm not doing it right.

masturblastion by cmay June 2, 2015