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masterpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
by pandeism September 30, 2010
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masturpraytion

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.
So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.
by pandeism September 30, 2010
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mastergaytion

(v) To have sex with your clone
Ever since people started getting their clones made, mastergaytion has taken the country by storm.
by lonelyisland February 19, 2009
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masterbration

Well, ive been single for 25 years straight...this calls for a masterbration
by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016
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Mastergration

Someone who is going to be a master's graduate
He/She is attending his/her mastergration ceremony.
by The Best 2316 May 22, 2016
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