masterpraytion 

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masterpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

masterpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010

masturpraytion 

1. Combining masturbation and prayer, most commonly in the form of praying you don't get caught whacking off in a compromising position.
2. Worshiping God by joyously making use of the self-pleasuring equipment with which thou hast been blessed.

So this one time I was doing some serious masturpraytion over cousin Sophie's bikini photos on Facebook, cause God help me if I get caught whacking off to that.

masturpraytion by pandeism September 30, 2010

mastergaytion 

(v) To have sex with your clone

Ever since people started getting their clones made, mastergaytion has taken the country by storm.

mastergaytion by lonelyisland February 19, 2009

masterbration

To celebrate by masterbating

Well, ive been single for 25 years straight...this calls for a masterbration

masterbration by Bloop_bloop74 June 1, 2016

Mastergration

Someone who is going to be a master's graduate

He/She is attending his/her mastergration ceremony.

Mastergration by The Best 2316 May 22, 2016