mastitis 

Swollen titty syndrome

My wife has mad mastitis.

mastitis by EightCrazyEights September 5, 2017

Wal-martitis 

The delusion that prices never go up.

Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

Wal-martitis by Environmentally A-Ware July 14, 2010

Mattitis 

When Someone Doesn't have their medication making them hyper; When Someone has no Ya yo and starts to get psycho; When someone turns unbeleivably gay.

Man, don't you go catchin Mattitis on me bitch!

Mattitis by creammm January 19, 2005

Chronic Wal-martitis 

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

Chronic Wal-martitis by deanna03801 April 21, 2009

payne masaitis 

Young handsome boy also known as BD!

Hey is Payne your friend?
Yes, I loves Payne Masaitis!

payne masaitis by Payne Masaitis May 8, 2024