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Wal-martitis 

The delusion that prices never go up.
Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

Mattitis 

When Someone Doesn't have their medication making them hyper; When Someone has no Ya yo and starts to get psycho; When someone turns unbeleivably gay.
Man, don't you go catchin Mattitis on me bitch!
Mattitis by creammm January 19, 2005

Chronic Wal-martitis 

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.
"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

payne masaitis 

Hey is Payne your friend?
Yes, I loves Payne Masaitis!