masterbearding 

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

masterbearding by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbearding 

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

Masterbearding by The Word Divas May 25, 2021

masturbearding 

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

masturbearding by internetsensation May 27, 2009

Masterbreading 

Pleasuring your reproductive organs with bread

"What's she doing" said Joe "Probably Masterbreading upstairs"

Masterbreading by Masterbreader May 9, 2018

Masterberrying 

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

Masterberrying by Mendeleev August 28, 2008

masterblading 

Masturbating while rollerblading.

I was rollerblading through the park yesterday and i decided to start masterblading.

masterblading by Sulleyvan July 5, 2008

Masterbarfing 

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

Masterbarfing by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011