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massonry 

The act of sealing ones asscrack with spackling or an equivalent
You fart one more time I’m gonna perform some massonry on you.
massonry by BallsMcGraw January 11, 2020
Words you can keep
The fraternal organization of all bald people in the world, guiding today's society through obscure indirect political maneuvers.
One bald guy can be found at any public event, pretending to have a family and silently surveilling the digression of the events.
A: "Do you see that bald guy?"
B:"Yes, he looks so serious and unhappy, like he knows things that he can't speak about."
A:"No way, he looks like he's in the fucking Masonry or something."
*Laughs*
B:"To be fair, he looks like any bald guy."
A:"Then any bald guy must be part of it"
*Laughs*
Masonry by Salvo la Scopa November 6, 2022

Masonry Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.
Masonry Position by Dweebston February 24, 2011

Masonry style 

Where she lays there like a brick.
I was doing her masonry style, and she didn't move or make a sound once.
Masonry style by arv907 January 27, 2011

Stung by the Yoke Masonry

A Top-Secret father and son masonry partnership credited with work standing in four states.

Their last masonry work was their first fully dry stack home owned by Mr. Pickle (not his real name) in Haskel County Oklahoma. This home displays the Angel-stones on the porch and Destiny's Spear with its broken tip pointing West. This home is art in itself.

If you break the code and find this home in the real world you are guilty of trespass. Pictures of the artwork of the creator have been posted on Facebook since 2016. This definition acts as a geocache clue.

Be a good diplomat for Lord Bud and Christ Bob should you find the artwork as it was Jesus who carried the Yoke that connected the father and the son. The children of God love adventures and puzzles to solve so the writing we do should serve that purpose. Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice from The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation."
geocacher 1: Wow for someone's first fully dry stack job that was amazing as it must have been extremely tedious to do.
geocacher 2: I agree. it was worth the trip to see it. The Facebook page showed us the other works done by Stung by the Yoke Masonry without having to travel.

geocacher 3: But getting outside and talking to real people is more fun than working the online puzzles the picture of Destiny's Spear did not compare to seeing it up close.
A form of something put in a mason jar.
See "Mason Jar"
John:OMG yesterday i put masonry in my mason jar!
Jill: OMG me too!
John: wtf? wats mason jar?
Jill: Go look it up u asshole wtf do i look like? a whore?
masonry by Me November 20, 2004
Fucking missionary whilst taking a shit
Jack took a chick home from the library last night and fucked her masonry aka laying bricks
Masonry by MasonryMitch April 4, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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