massagerge

couldn't tell you what this is, did your girlfriend fuck up saying massage to when she was tired, lol, Women!!

I would love one of your massagerges

by PapiMama October 7, 2022

Personal massager

A vibrator, cleverly renamed so that it can be sold at any drug store.

Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

Massbergers

The affliction of an individual who is too East-coast to effectively relate to anybody.

"Hey Kid, you invite Billy to the party"
"Nah Kid he never shuts up about Dunkies. He has total Massbergers"

by DunkiesRunKid July 23, 2017

dick massager

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.

1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.

by dick massager November 18, 2009

shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Magical Massager

The one back massager in the house your mom never lets you use.

"Mommy my back hurts can I use that big new big Magical massager"

"NO BITCH THATS MINE I NEED IT TONIGHT YOUR GROUNDED BITCH"

by doughballfro92 June 23, 2009

masserge

Used to describe the act of fixing code conflicts after a merge between two developers codebases.

Np. I can masserge.
The code is broken after that last pull request, let me masserge it

by artokun October 13, 2018