You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!
by James Lowe June 19, 2004
Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"
by Grendel177 May 30, 2016