massacurbation 

The act of holding one's gun close to the body and tenderly stroking its barrel, as performed by US Second Amendment enthusiasts following a mass murder

In the wake of the shooting, Pastor Mike encouraged daily massacurbation among his congregation. "Take to Youtube, my flock! Stroke your barrels, and tell the world that Obama will never break the holy bond between man and rifle!"

"Hold my calls, Sean," Donald said as his trousers fell to the floor. "Fox and Friends is on, it's time to massacurbate."

massacurbation by Courteous Tortoise February 21, 2018

massturbation 

mass masturbation. pronounced: mass-ter-bay'-shun. dry orgy. massturbation can refer to the act of stimulating one's own sexual organs in the presence of other persons (seven or more) who are performing the same act. it can also refer to an event involving such acts. massturbation is gender-blind. verb: massturbate. someone who massturbates: massturbator. someone who is taken to a massturbation against his/her will or someone who is new to massturbation: massturbatee.

Susie: "Where were you last night?"
Frank: "Attending the massturbation at the stadium."

massturbation by mecovili October 20, 2006

Critical Massturbation 

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

Critical Massturbation by MisterCell. April 14, 2013

mascurbation

eating while you masturbate.

"Mascurbation is ok only when you are eating healthy."

mascurbation by fgdsfsfsfgdsfgdssfgds April 15, 2008

massagerbation 

The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.

Nothing like getting litty and enjoying massagerbation.
The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.

massagerbation by Grizlytedy December 24, 2018

massturbation 

Cult cultured fornication clit fascination that's become somewhat of a couture overture.

A huge public frenzy erupted over the alleged massturbation when it was over.

massturbation by Hercolena Oliver May 8, 2008

massjurbation 

The act of fooling someone so much you just can't help but say "I can't believe i massjurbated him that hard"

Jordan: "Wow i just massjurbated that guy so hard"
Emma: "Wait what did you just say?"
Jordan:" I fooled him."
Emma: "Oh i thought you meant something else."
Jordan: "Did you not know massjurbation is the act of fooling someone a lot?"
Emma: "Was I supposed to?"
Jordan: "Of course you were"

massjurbation by A random non July 16, 2021