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Mayosexual

You eat mayonnaise alot and you are mayonnaise on an escalator. Mayosexual is the best gender.
I am mayosexual.
by Eggiboi May 19, 2021
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Mayosexual

Mayosexual is a gender where you eat mayo and you like it. You also shout mayonnaise on an escalator on an escalator because it is cool and you are very cool if you are mayosexual.
Turn mayosexual or all the mayo in your fridge will disappear. 😳
by Eggiboi May 19, 2021
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mayosexual

Being sexually attracted to yourself.
When Billy opened up to his mom about himself, he said he was mayosexual.
by despacityrone June 29, 2018
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Mayosexual

Usually used as an insult (the "mayo" referring to mayonnaise), a mayosexual is a morbidly obese person whose hormone disruption and physical changes from excess adipose tissue (fat cells) has caused them to lose their sexual capacity, identity, and/or interest, and to become fiercely argumentative if it is identified that they have any physical weight, mental, or sexual health problems.

This is usually in reference so someone who is non-binary, has a disagreeable personality, has unnaturally colored hair, and has a markedly androgynous appearance.
Pride march used to be so hot. Now there are so many bears, big butches, and mayosexuals on scooters.
by ShrubsMcGrubs February 24, 2025
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Madsexual

Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual
by I'm kelly December 31, 2020
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Mapsexual

a "Sexuality" for pedos that are attracted to minors that isn't and never will be accepted in the LGBTQ+ community
and no i don't support this shit
Person 1: Do you support mapsexual?

Person 2: Fuck no i'm not a pedo
by StarCloud February 3, 2021
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marksexual

This is the attraction to only the most beautiful, kindest, sexiest hardworking man alive Mark Lee. The attraction where you would literally do ANYTHING to even get a selca from him.
Example 1 - “omg i think i’m marksexual”
Example 2- “hey do you wanna go on a date?” “im sorry i cant i’m marksexual” <3
by literally mark lee October 14, 2020
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