Mayosexual is a gender where you eatmayo and you like it. You also shout mayonnaise on an escalator on an escalator because it is cool and you are very cool if you are mayosexual.
Turn mayosexual or all the mayo in your fridgewill disappear. 😳
Usually used as an insult (the "mayo" referring to mayonnaise), a mayosexual is a morbidly obese person whose hormone disruption and physical changes from excess adipose tissue (fat cells) has caused them to lose their sexual capacity, identity, and/or interest, and to become fiercely argumentative if it is identified that they have any physical weight, mental, or sexual health problems.
This is usually in reference so someone who is non-binary, has a disagreeable personality, has unnaturally colored hair, and has a markedly androgynous appearance.
Pride march used to be so hot. Now there are so many bears, big butches, and mayosexuals on scooters.
This is the attraction to only the most beautiful, kindest, sexiest hardworking man alive Mark Lee. The attraction where you would literally do ANYTHING to even get a selca from him.
Example 1 - “omg i think i’m marksexual”
Example 2- “hey do you wanna go on a date?” “im sorry i cant i’m marksexual” <3