Mayosexual

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You eat mayonnaise alot and you are mayonnaise on an escalator. Mayosexual is the best gender.

I am mayosexual.

Mayosexual by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

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Mayosexual

Mayosexual is a gender where you eat mayo and you like it. You also shout mayonnaise on an escalator on an escalator because it is cool and you are very cool if you are mayosexual.

Turn mayosexual or all the mayo in your fridge will disappear. 😳

Mayosexual by Eggiboi May 19, 2021

Related Words

mayosexual • Mayasexual • manosexual • Myosexual • Mapsexual • MarkSexual • Masksexual • Maxsexual • melosexual • marsexual

mayosexual

Being sexually attracted to yourself.

When Billy opened up to his mom about himself, he said he was mayosexual.

mayosexual by despacityrone June 29, 2018

Mayosexual

Usually used as an insult (the "mayo" referring to mayonnaise), a mayosexual is a morbidly obese person whose hormone disruption and physical changes from excess adipose tissue (fat cells) has caused them to lose their sexual capacity, identity, and/or interest, and to become fiercely argumentative if it is identified that they have any physical weight, mental, or sexual health problems.

This is usually in reference so someone who is non-binary, has a disagreeable personality, has unnaturally colored hair, and has a markedly androgynous appearance.

Pride march used to be so hot. Now there are so many bears, big butches, and mayosexuals on scooters.

Mayosexual by ShrubsMcGrubs February 24, 2025

Madsexual

Being in love or attracted to acting Madelaine Petsch

Kelly: I'm in love with Mads
Victor: that's means your Madsexual

Madsexual by I'm kelly December 31, 2020

Mapsexual

a "Sexuality" for pedos that are attracted to minors that isn't and never will be accepted in the LGBTQ+ community
and no i don't support this shit

Person 1: Do you support mapsexual?

Person 2: Fuck no i'm not a pedo

Mapsexual by StarCloud February 3, 2021

marksexual

This is the attraction to only the most beautiful, kindest, sexiest hardworking man alive Mark Lee. The attraction where you would literally do ANYTHING to even get a selca from him.

Example 1 - “omg i think i’m marksexual”
Example 2- “hey do you wanna go on a date?” “im sorry i cant i’m marksexual” <3

marksexual by literally mark lee October 14, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026