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To hide a boner, in public or around people, typically with a morning wood. Aka "waist banding"
"Shit I got a morning wood! Family'a over, guess I gotta mask it!"
mask it by blankiewankie September 25, 2016
Words you can keep
To tint windows so that way the cops don't see inside your car.
<Young Thug 1> : Yo man I just painted my windows black!
<Young Thug 2> : Yo dumbass, yo supposed to tint them!
<Young Thug 1> : Tint?
<7-11 Employee> : He means Mask It!
Mask it by AckwardSonic October 3, 2016
When you're dogging out a bird but she is so fucking ugly you put a mask on her and pretend to have a mask fetish
Yo man, met this bird yesterday she was so fucking ugly but I fancied a shag so I had to "Mask It"
Mask it by Mask-it September 26, 2016

Mask It or Casket

What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.
Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!
Mask It or Casket by Pialinist September 3, 2020

choose to mask it, or choose a casket 

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business
hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

covid mask itch 

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.
Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.
covid mask itch by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

Italian face mask 

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
Italian face mask by Stormagadon October 4, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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