<Young Thug 1> : Yo man I just painted my windows black!
<Young Thug 2> : Yo dumbass, yo supposed to tint them!
<Young Thug 1> : Tint?
<7-11 Employee> : He means Mask It!
That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzzstuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.
Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.
When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the creamgo all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.