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To annihilate or destroy. To Fuck up. To devour or "tear up."

Hey, ain't that the nigga that stole D's ipod?

Yeah, lets mash on this nigga!

mash on by cbowling September 15, 2009

Mash On

Pretty much a mash butty

Gis a mash on der mum with gravy

Mash On by Tuebrook Words January 21, 2026

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hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

hold on to my mash by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

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Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash by Clatyn April 19, 2024

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hold onto my mash

hold onto my dick

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”

hold onto my mash by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

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Mashon

To destroy a women's vagina, He pleases every women that he has intercourse with

Zendaya said that this guy Mashon'd her last night

Mashon by Mashon August 12, 2017

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mashondria

eat the pussy soo good loyal asf , shes very blunt and dgaf about shit but her money.

get you a mashondria she really can satisfy you

mashondria by mshondro April 17, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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