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Marzolino 

the last name of a guy who is completely perfect. his body is amazing and his dick is 7 inches long. he is hilarious and extremely smart. beast at football. his face is beautiful. girls love him. he's super popular and everyone wants to be him. no one can compete with how perfect he is. name any amazing quality and he has it.
ashlee: did you see number 56 on the football team?

diana: yeah! he's amazing! his last name is probably marzolino.
Marzolino by detroit bitch January 1, 2012

constantine maroulis 

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.
constantine maroulis by whatever April 20, 2005

constantine maroulis 

the soon to be winner of american idol!
I voted for Constantine Maroulis for 2 hours after the show..
constantine maroulis by HOLLii March 24, 2005

Marzolini 

Man! Do I want some Marzolini!
Marzolini by JoeTheRoe January 21, 2021

constantine maroulis 

The frontman of the band Pray for the Soul of Betty. Kohb Records rescued him from American Idol obscurity.
Isn't it wonderful that Constantine Maroulis got signed to Kohb and will now be producing records for hopefully a long time?

Ms. Marzuoli 

dog shit teacher doesn't even know how to grade and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
Holy fuck, Ms. Marzuoli can't fucking grade and now I got a 0 on my sketchbook assignment.

Ms. Marzuoli always is using all the class time up.
Ms. Marzuoli by 陈老师 October 19, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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