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Marzolino 

the last name of a guy who is completely perfect. his body is amazing and his dick is 7 inches long. he is hilarious and extremely smart. beast at football. his face is beautiful. girls love him. he's super popular and everyone wants to be him. no one can compete with how perfect he is. name any amazing quality and he has it.
ashlee: did you see number 56 on the football team?

diana: yeah! he's amazing! his last name is probably marzolino.
Marzolino by detroit bitch January 1, 2012

constantine maroulis 

The hottest guy in the world, very talented singer on American Idol.

constantine maroulis 

I voted for Constantine Maroulis for 2 hours after the show..
constantine maroulis by HOLLii March 24, 2005

Marzolini 

Man! Do I want some Marzolini!
Marzolini by JoeTheRoe January 21, 2021

constantine maroulis 

The frontman of the band Pray for the Soul of Betty. Kohb Records rescued him from American Idol obscurity.
Isn't it wonderful that Constantine Maroulis got signed to Kohb and will now be producing records for hopefully a long time?

Ms. Marzuoli 

dog shit teacher doesn't even know how to grade and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
Holy fuck, Ms. Marzuoli can't fucking grade and now I got a 0 on my sketchbook assignment.

Ms. Marzuoli always is using all the class time up.
Ms. Marzuoli by 陈老师 October 19, 2020