the last name of a guy who is completely perfect. his body is amazing and his dick is 7 inches long. he is hilarious and extremely smart. beast at football. his face is beautiful. girls love him. he's super popular and everyone wants to be him. no one can compete with how perfect he is. name any amazing quality and he has it.
ashlee: did you see number 56 on the football team?
diana: yeah! he's amazing! his last name is probably marzolino.
diana: yeah! he's amazing! his last name is probably marzolino.
by detroit bitch January 1, 2012
Get the Marzolinomug.