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Sleazy Martinelli 

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.
He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

Gabriel Martinelli

Gabriel Martinelli

The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.

Marinelle 

One word: awesome! Marinelle is the type of person to make your day, like a ray of sunshine during a storm. You can't help but love her because she is always there for you!
Guy 1: dude, i met a really awesome girl today...
Guy 2: oh, she must be a Marinelle!
Marinelle by khielrltoe!n April 30, 2011

Martinelli 

1) The last name of some seriously cool people. Italian origin.

2) An extremely tasty sparkling cider.
1) "The Martinelli's are better than your mom."

2) "Have you tried Martinelli's Cider? It's like Jesus in a bottle."
Martinelli by One cool Martinelli August 11, 2008

Masinello 

The 'Masinello' word was countered from a Italian Historian in ancient times. The word itself is used in hatrid.
you fucken Masinello.
Masinello by paulymassyyyy July 28, 2010