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Martinelli 

Martinelli is the best winger of all time
Martinelli by young Spencer August 17, 2022

Martinelli 

The "vulgar" name of a coin in Panama, with value of 1 US dollar, introduced by former President Ricardo Martinelli
"Toma tu Martinelli".

"Dame mi Martinelli"
Martinelli by Ilmiopseudonimo February 17, 2018

Martinelli 

A footballer who is 19 years old and plays for arsenal and is very fast
Arsenal fan:who's that young boy
Other arsenal fan:oh you didn't here about martinelli

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.

martinelli's 

Ripoff apple cider. The bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!
D00d, WTF? I bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it's all gone, and dinner hasn't even started yet! w00t!
martinelli's by fastcr80 January 26, 2005

martinelli's toe 

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.
"Hey look, you have a martinelli's toe!"
martinelli's toe by nanobot95 September 8, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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