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Marianella 

Combining the names "Maria" and "Nella", you pretty much get the best of both worlds.
She is the most gorgeous girl that you will ever meet in your entire life, both inside and outside. Probably Latina meaning she has a great body turning heads all the way. Known for having a shining personality that makes everyone bring their heads up every time she enters the room. She just lights up the room with her smile and makes you miserable the day you don’t get to see her.

She is funny, and intelligent, almost to the point where it is unbelievable. Making her gain enemies, both men and women. She doesn't let anyone in her life that easily, so be careful if you hurt her emotions, that’ll be the biggest mistake you'll ever make. Once u hurt her she will take a break, isolating herself from people she loves. But she will move on, and make you regret it.

Although she is a party animal and likes to flirt and be merciless with it, she only really enjoys the attention from her boyfriend. She is an open book and very understanding, she is loyal, but gets bored easily. She has an enchanting smile and eyes to get lost in, soft hair and can be both elegant classy and a freak with passion.
-Daaamn, what's her name bro?
-Marianella
-Oh, daaang yeah it makes sense bro!
Marianella by Mathewwww February 5, 2019

Sleazy Martinelli 

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.
He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

Gabriel Martinelli

Gabriel Martinelli

The greatest. Football player for Arsenal and Brazil. Simply one of the greatest of all time. Some say he is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself. Rumoured to be the love child and Pele and, Cristiano Ronaldo . He also has a huge cock which strikes fear into his opposition, ice cold killer.
Mason Greenwood is so overrated, he's just a, twerking twat, instead of playing football he should be on swarmz (UK rapper) Instagram live. He will never be the level of, Gabriel Martinelli.

Mariella 

Mariella is an amazing friend who will always be there to care for you and just be an amazing friend. She knows where she is going in life and exactly how to get it. She is GORGEOUS and such a boy magnet but she will get on with life with hardly any distractions.
Mariella is my best friend for life and I love her so much.
Mariella by People._.beware September 4, 2019

Mariella 

Mariella is a nice,smart,sweet,and amazing. She knows what she is going to do with her life and get in to fight if it’s a way to get to her dream.Mariella is so nice to be around and although she gets disculded she still is a happy lady/girl. Get a chance to meet her
Wow mariella is so pretty
Mariella by Deji Your Mom November 9, 2018

Martinelli Shower 

Honoring someone by pouring a bottle of sparkling cider on their head.

Note: It is considered a sign of disrespect to reciprocate a Martinelli Shower. Reciprocation is permitted only in the case of a Golden Shower -- a structurally homologous but functionally distinct practice.
To celebrate closing that big deal, we gave our CEO a Martinelli Shower.