mart-a 

tr.v. mar·ta, mar·a·ing, mar·atyrs
the redneck version of "To make a marta of, especially to put to death for devotion to religious beliefs. "
To inflict great pain on; torment.

dat man der mada mart-a outta himsulf when he damn near shot da president.

mart-a by solkat March 11, 2004

A-Mart 

The bane of Nick's existence. One who does not appreciate friendly (if not more than friendly) gestures from others. A person of near total lack of cool.

"Hey did A-Mart watch that news broadcast?"
"Man that A-Mart chick is a total tool bag"

A-Mart by Nick Hannigan May 4, 2005

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot! 

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot! by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven 

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m.

Where the lowest social class imaginable goes to shop or (more likely) just hang out. Great place to go if you have a low self esteem.

"I really felt good about myself after I went to Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m."

Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m. by Kindagawky2 January 8, 2010

WAL*MART AQUARIUM 

When someone doesn't flush the toilet and even leaves the seat up for greater impact.

" Get you pants on and drive me home..i am not staying with someone who leaves me a WAL*MART AQUARIUM..you are a pig."

Geeeze 3 of the 4 toilets here have WAL*MART AQUARIUMS...GAG..

WAL*MART AQUARIUM by MADELINEC January 11, 2009