marnita

A beautiful white girl,down to earth,one of a kind, like one of the best friends you could ever have. Is like one of the guys, laid back. A very good listener,sweet and very caring, gives good advice. Has a banging body,stubborn but has the biggest heart ever. Can have a bit of an attitude, she always has her "bitch rest face " on but a beautiful smile behind tht look!

Everyone needs a Marnita on their side. She can be the best thing that has happened to ya!

marnita by Bigslonghuggindong October 13, 2016

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Marital aid 

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

Marital aid by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

Markita 

Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.

That girl over there is a Markita.

Markita by Ladycakes January 10, 2017

marita'd 

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

marita'd by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

Marita 

A female name found in Irland and consiquently the US. They are always adorable and far too hot for their own good!

Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!

guy 1 : what's her name?

guy 2 : oh.... Marita

guy 1: Should have known! She is so damn hot! Meow

Marita by Just a brit February 15, 2010

Marita 

Marita is a very smart girl she sometimes is a Lil Tum boy who likes to play her game from time to time.she also talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she is a party animal she is nevea boring she always have something to do.

Ohhhh marita

Marita by Brainjj April 13, 2019