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Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.
"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"
by Coell September 02, 2005
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed and in relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my marital status: i am in RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!
by ..:::JaY-CooL:::.. October 19, 2005
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