markota
A stupid guy who doesn't have his life so he messes around with other peoples lives. He may be a good teacher but he is very boring.
He is such a markota.
markota by JustMeWithNoControl February 27, 2017
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Mariotard
Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.
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markota • marketa • marketable • markofang • Marketable Plushie • Markita • Markomart • Mackota • makota • Makotadiller
marketa
means a shiny pure white pearl. a very strong and forthright person. anyone named marketa were princesses.
marketa by thats what i said July 8, 2010
Markita
Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.
That girl over there is a Markita.
Markotics
Noun: A mind-altering substance with soporific effects, excessive consumption of which can lead to Markisons Disease and/or Markolepsy.
Markotics by Michael A A February 7, 2008
marketa
A beautiful brunette capable of seducing any young man she can. She's down with J.C. and had four beautiful best friends.
La marmota espacial
3 weones haciendo videos de fortnite con memes,le saben al tutututu, son mejores que el wen yu never get fri
siempre virgen como siempre,tienen 675k subs y su video mas visto es el clasico soy un intento de trijar
codigo marmota :)
siempre virgen como siempre,tienen 675k subs y su video mas visto es el clasico soy un intento de trijar
codigo marmota :)
La marmota espacial by NicolasHyos June 16, 2022
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