Mariotard 

Unintelligent beings who think mario is so strong that he can beat anyone, even though he is just meant to be a plumber that jumps high and gets powerups. They use the smallest details to make mario look strong, and think adding -tard to the end of anything makes it an insult (see sonictard, so people do likewise to them. Most do not listen to reason, or logic.

"No, Mario does not beat Goku you Mariotard."
"Why the hell do you think Mario beats the hulk? Are you a Mariotard?"

Mariotard by RealDeaI July 19, 2015

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.

I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

Mini Ladd playing MarioKart by KappaManofTheYearAward2017LOL June 6, 2017

Mariokarting 

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.

Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.

Mariokarting by BobdaBuilderr November 3, 2009

Marvtard 

A person who enthusiastically loves the Marvel Cinematic Universe and is unable to accept any of its faults.

Person 1: "Do you know Billy actually liked Age of Ultron?"
Person 2: "He's such a Marvtard!"

Marvtard by Anonymous0016 February 14, 2017

mariokart 

the best game ever invented.

i can own you in mariokart.

mariokart by can't touch yoshi March 16, 2009

Macintard 

A person who believes that Apple Inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that Apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.

John: Greg just lied to my face and told me that his new iPad had Flash support.

Matt: Yesterday he told me that the only version of Microsoft Office he would use is the one installed on his iMac.

John: What a Macintard.

Macintard by McDBHS February 28, 2011

Mailtard

Person who holds views typical of the Daily Mail and/or its readers.

Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.

"I'm worried about Henry, he keeps on criticising the NHS and mouthing off about Islam."

"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."

Mailtard by Pseudonym_31 September 2, 2012