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Usually a 6’5 Brazilian. Plays soccer pretty decently. True MOG. You could say he’s charming, a bit flirty but always fun and flirty. Probably wants to meet your mom, and definitely wants to try her cooking. Dances to the beat of his own drum. You often might look at him and he might be doing a little jig of his own.
Oh hey is Markola, the dancing soccer player who loves my moms cooking!
markola by kinkyg March 2, 2023
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markela is an amazing human being, who is really beautiful. people called Hugh love her. markela is independent and beautiful and hilarious
i wish i was markela
markela by Hahanakmqjqw February 13, 2021
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The word marklar stems from an alien race named the Marklars, which appeared in an episode of the animated series South Park. The Marklars use the word marklar as a generic word, similar to a pronoun, that can refer with specificity to any thing, place, person, idea, concept, or otherwise represent the meaning of any noun, including proper nouns.
Marklar: "You see, young marklar. Those marklars don't care about marklar marklar. They just want to take your marklar and marklar their own marklar. The only marklar for this is to marklar."
marklar by S k u n k April 20, 2006
She’s the sexiest girl out there and all the boys fall for her. She has loads of mates and is a true one herself. She’s that one really fit girl that everyone wants to date but she declines some as she’s not a player.
Wow look it’s Mariola I’m blessed
Mariola by TheMostTrue October 19, 2018
The most perfect girl. She's very cool and charming, she'll always make you laugh because she has a great sense of humor :) if you become friends with her, she'll stick to you no matter what (unless your name is Łucja). Mariola is also super bright. And there are no such words to describe her unique beauty and style! She's also very fun to hang out with. Everyone would love to have a friend like Mariola :) (and she would make a great girlfriend too;))
- do you know that chic called Mariola?
- yes! I wish I could talk to her more, she's great!
Mariola by xcartyfay October 12, 2020

Markbola 

Markbola is a form of flu/extreme cold, where you will loose your voice, cough and splutter lots, and have a headache that stays for days and days. A drippy clacker and gunk in the throat and chest are also signs that you may have Markbola. It is the type of illness that will spread in a confined space, due to high temperatures, mainly due to air conditioning spreading it, and will quickly become a complete pain in the ass!
The office is riddled with Markbola. Markbola is spreading like the Spanish Flu.
Markbola by MWB ESQ! January 31, 2017

Markclayus

A friend of weasel, lives under my bed and is holds rakatakas captive.
Markclayus is at my window. IM SCARED.
Markclayus by Markc Bandage June 21, 2019
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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