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Usually a 6’5 Brazilian. Plays soccer pretty decently. True MOG. You could say he’s charming, a bit flirty but always fun and flirty. Probably wants to meet your mom, and definitely wants to try her cooking. Dances to the beat of his own drum. You often might look at him and he might be doing a little jig of his own.
Oh hey is Markola, the dancing soccer player who loves my moms cooking!
markola by kinkyg March 2, 2023
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markela is an amazing human being, who is really beautiful. people called Hugh love her. markela is independent and beautiful and hilarious
i wish i was markela
markela by Hahanakmqjqw February 13, 2021
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The word marklar stems from an alien race named the Marklars, which appeared in an episode of the animated series South Park. The Marklars use the word marklar as a generic word, similar to a pronoun, that can refer with specificity to any thing, place, person, idea, concept, or otherwise represent the meaning of any noun, including proper nouns.
Marklar: "You see, young marklar. Those marklars don't care about marklar marklar. They just want to take your marklar and marklar their own marklar. The only marklar for this is to marklar."
marklar by S k u n k April 20, 2006
She’s the sexiest girl out there and all the boys fall for her. She has loads of mates and is a true one herself. She’s that one really fit girl that everyone wants to date but she declines some as she’s not a player.
Wow look it’s Mariola I’m blessed
Mariola by TheMostTrue October 19, 2018
The most perfect girl. She's very cool and charming, she'll always make you laugh because she has a great sense of humor :) if you become friends with her, she'll stick to you no matter what (unless your name is Łucja). Mariola is also super bright. And there are no such words to describe her unique beauty and style! She's also very fun to hang out with. Everyone would love to have a friend like Mariola :) (and she would make a great girlfriend too;))
- do you know that chic called Mariola?
- yes! I wish I could talk to her more, she's great!
Mariola by xcartyfay October 12, 2020

Markbola 

Markbola is a form of flu/extreme cold, where you will loose your voice, cough and splutter lots, and have a headache that stays for days and days. A drippy clacker and gunk in the throat and chest are also signs that you may have Markbola. It is the type of illness that will spread in a confined space, due to high temperatures, mainly due to air conditioning spreading it, and will quickly become a complete pain in the ass!
The office is riddled with Markbola. Markbola is spreading like the Spanish Flu.
Markbola by MWB ESQ! January 31, 2017

Markclayus

A friend of weasel, lives under my bed and is holds rakatakas captive.
Markclayus is at my window. IM SCARED.
Markclayus by Markc Bandage June 21, 2019
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