Markbola

Markbola is a form of flu/extreme cold, where you will loose your voice, cough and splutter lots, and have a headache that stays for days and days. A drippy clacker and gunk in the throat and chest are also signs that you may have Markbola. It is the type of illness that will spread in a confined space, due to high temperatures, mainly due to air conditioning spreading it, and will quickly become a complete pain in the ass!

The office is riddled with Markbola. Markbola is spreading like the Spanish Flu.

Markbola by MWB ESQ! January 31, 2017

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markola

Usually a 6’5 Brazilian. Plays soccer pretty decently. True MOG. You could say he’s charming, a bit flirty but always fun and flirty. Probably wants to meet your mom, and definitely wants to try her cooking. Dances to the beat of his own drum. You often might look at him and he might be doing a little jig of his own.

Oh hey is Markola, the dancing soccer player who loves my moms cooking!

markola by kinkyg March 2, 2023

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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