mark shit

When you take a shit for more than 30 minutes.

"Welp, be right back! Gotta take a mark shit! The Fuck?"

by cantchooseaname October 26, 2020

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

Shit Mark

Not quite enough to be considered soiling yourself, but also slightly more substantial than just a skid mark, a shit mark is a dollop of poo left behind in the underwear.

Curtis, I can’t put these in the washing machine like this, you need to clean them out! You left a full on shit mark in your underwear!

by kd_whoever February 19, 2026

Shitty Mark

Usually a dirt bag , rarely shower , eats everyone’s food , doesn’t pay rent , give him an inch he takes a mile !

Where my avocados ?! Shitty mark stole them ! Wait ! He also ate your toilet paper !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

Shitty mark

Usually a dirt bag , never shower , eats all your food , give him an inch he takes a mile ,typically doesn’t like to pay rent , has no drive , but is really skilled at getting jobs without resumes because shitty marks are generally normal , healthy looking people who employers will hire on the spot !

Where are my avocados ?!

Shitty Mark ate them ! Missing toilet paper ? He probably ate that too !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

markshit

Deceptive policy, created by Mark Elliot Zuckerberg the creator of Facebook, used to trick Facebook users into unknowingly coperating with a secret agenda of Facebook.

OMG Facebook has changed their privacy rules again that is total markshit!

by TIMzPoet June 2, 2016