cantchooseaname's definitions

fag

Fag (fӑg) n.
1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders.
2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.

A person rides by on a Harley Davidson motorcycle, revving their engine loudly.
A person observing: What a fag!

by cantchooseaname March 3, 2021

mark shit

When you take a shit for more than 30 minutes.

"Welp, be right back! Gotta take a mark shit! The Fuck?"

by cantchooseaname October 26, 2020

Cunt

The Australian word for friend

How's it going cunt?
I'm doing pretty good thank you!

by cantchooseaname January 31, 2019

black sheet bombed

when you fax someone a ton of double sided black sheets of paper. Could possibly be illegal. This can be used to waste someone's ink supply for their fax machine/printer. present tense is black sheet bombing.

"Dude I just black sheet bombed my old school. Now they have to buy new ink cartridges"

by cantchooseaname December 15, 2017

color sheet bombed

when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.

"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."

by cantchooseaname December 15, 2017