Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.

Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05

by MSA6219 October 2, 2009

maritime mud gun

After partaking in anal sex the Catcher (male or female) proceeds to expel an explosive fecal spray (also containing semen from the night's earlier activities) onto the abdomen of the deliverer of the thumping. being careful to watch for corn or any other material that could welt. comaprable to being struck with paint ball this sort of activity could be very dangerous

E.G. Man that slut gave me the maritime mud gun and ive been swollen for weeks

by darren letson March 23, 2008

maritime pour

A term used to define a drink which has been mixed with more than the regular 1oz of achohol.

Created by Sean O'Connor

Bartender give me a scotch I would like a maritime pour.

by Reggie92 December 30, 2013

Maritime Pudding Pop

Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.

My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!

by Bort Himself January 20, 2020

maritime virgin

a person who has not had sexual intercourse on a boat in a body of salt water

These sailors keep making up stories of mermaids and mermen. What a bunch of maritime virgins.

by Maritime Virgin February 19, 2022

Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011

Maritime Canadain

Not Irish, but a hell of a lot more Irish then Irish Americans.

We have an accent, are music is Celtic, we are Catholic (unlike Irish Americans) and we know how to drink.

I don't consider myself a true Irishman but i'm the closest thing to one.

Sean's from the Maritimes, hes so much more Irish then John from Idaho.

I am Maritime Canadain

by dougman48569653257 September 12, 2009