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sad bastard from New Zealand who thinks he can rap. quite sad really.
"early in the morning, stop drop and roll" (repeat 500 times)
mareko by neoprint May 8, 2004
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Portrait of Markov 

A book that the girl "Yuri" reads you in the game Doki Doki Literature club, which is about said by Yuri in Act 1 "Basically, it's about this girl in high school who moves in with her long-lost sister... But as soon as she does so, her life gets really strange. She gets targeted by these people who escaped from a human experiment prison. But in Act 2 she says more and she has to say this "Basically, it's about this religious camp that was turned into a human experiment prison... And the people trapped there have this trait that turns them into killing machines that lust for blood. But the facility gets even worse, and they start selectively breeding people by cutting off their limbs and affixing them.
Yuri pulled the book out of her backpack called The Portrait Of Markov.

Mariekondo 

The Japanese sensation of tidying and decluttering that’s sweeping the world. To Mariekondo is to lay everything out, thanking items for their service, discarding most of the stuff and then organizing the remaining ones.
I finally made my boyfriend mariekondo his junk in my bedroom!
Mariekondo by Cahoodle January 23, 2019
Marko is a amazing unique man. You can only find some Marko's in your lifetime. Marko is a very smart man and also super hot. He is also kind of mischievous and is willing to do anything for you. At times it may seem as though he doesn't love you but he does. Although sometimes he may be a little mean to try to make you laugh because he is also very funny. He is very athletic and can play any sports. Overall Marko is a great person to be with and hangout with. And for all the girls you should totally date this guy.
Never leave a Marko out of your sight.
Marko by Freddy Garziaz casillas December 15, 2018
Meaning "of Mars the God of War; Warlike" A boy who is extremely caring, fun to be around, and chooses to never give up. Worries about his friends and tends to befriend a ton of hot chicks with his personality. Doesn't show anger, until required. If you meet one, the chances are that you will find something about him that you love and would want to stick to him forever.
Jack: Is that who I think it is?
Bobby: Oh shit, it's Male-
Girls: MALEKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maleko: ...Are you all alright?!
Maleko by McFusroDah September 21, 2013
Marek is a kind, funny, and thoughtful introvert who is also there for you. He will always listen and is always supportive of your thoughts. He is very smart, but is humble and never admits to how great he is. Marek loves everyone, and rarely judges. He may seem shy, but he is always interested in what you have to say, and just needs to get to know you more. Marek may be short and shy, but he will become your closest friend if you let him close.
Hey look, it's Marek. He's cool!
Marek by GenericUsername_ March 19, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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