Marcolepsy

A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.

Hey, how was the party last night?

Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.

Marcolepsy by Lauriefishes June 16, 2011

marcolepsy

seizure induced euphoria resulting from experiencing marco, a combining form meaning “happy seizure,” used in describing ultimate awesomeness in this life and the next

Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude

Dude! You're a marcoleptic!

As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.

One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.

marcolepsy by ocramcube February 3, 2010

Marcolepsy

A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.

I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.

Marcolepsy by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022

Marcolepsy

When the player of a DnD character is missing for a session and the explanation for the character's absence is "They're asleep." Named after a character whose player was frequently missing.

Player: Dang, they've been missing for a while...
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?

Marcolepsy by nymbr March 6, 2024

carcolepsy 

a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help

Joe slept the whole way here, I think he suffers from carcolepsy.

carcolepsy by Frank Bama February 9, 2009

horizontal narcolepsy 

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

horizontal narcolepsy by midleman08 May 11, 2010

butt narcolepsy

When your ass falls asleep, in the same way that your leg or your arm does. Can occur at any time without warning. It tends to recur, and may be more properly referred to as a chronic condition as such. Reports indicate that some find it pleasant, while others don't.

Person 1: Hey, why is Johnson sitting like that?
Person 2: Well, he told me the other day that he's got butt narcolepsy.

Person 1: Ah, sorry to hear that. Hope he's doing alright with it.
Person 2: Ya he manages.

butt narcolepsy by general_racc April 13, 2017