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Marcolepsy

A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.
Hey, how was the party last night?

Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.
Marcolepsy by Lauriefishes June 16, 2011
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marcolepsy

seizure induced euphoria resulting from experiencing marco, a combining form meaning “happy seizure,” used in describing ultimate awesomeness in this life and the next

Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude
Dude! You're a marcoleptic!

As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.

One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.
marcolepsy by ocramcube February 3, 2010

Marcolepsy

A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.
I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.
Marcolepsy by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022

Marcuisy 

Marcuisy a nickname for a child that is retarded in every way possible.
"Oh look at that ugly man, thats a Marcuisy"
Marcuisy by Marcuisy May 12, 2022

Marcuisy 

Marcuisy a ugly child thats retarded in every way
Marcuisy by Marcuisy May 12, 2022

Marcolepsy

When the player of a DnD character is missing for a session and the explanation for the character's absence is "They're asleep." Named after a character whose player was frequently missing.
Player: Dang, they've been missing for a while...
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?
Marcolepsy by nymbr March 6, 2024