9 definitions by 2LunchTommy
You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.
by 2LunchTommy November 09, 2020
Yo Carl, you see that girl over there? Damn!!!! Yea she solid jam bro!
Carl, you finally hook up with Maria? Yea man, it was good too! She got that solid jam!
Carl, you finally hook up with Maria? Yea man, it was good too! She got that solid jam!
by 2LunchTommy November 11, 2020
The act of middle age folks(mainly men) calling out young men and women wearing retro/vintage band Tshirts. Saying: βName 3 songs!β(in agitation) Often with some type opinion that you donβt deserve to wear that shirt.
How old is this girl? Like 20? Where did you get that Pantera Vulgur Display Of Power shirt??? Can you name 3 songs? Can you even name one fucking band member??? I saw that band 20 times before you were even born!
by 2LunchTommy June 11, 2021
When a guyβs girlfriend or wife is determined by his friends to be too hot and or out of his league.
by 2LunchTommy October 16, 2017
A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like Itβs a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.
Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
by 2LunchTommy September 06, 2020
The ratchet act of females squating down to the floor for a photographic pose and looking like the are going to take a dump on the ground.
Hey check out this girls Tinder profile! Oh yea, she in the Dump Squat Photo Pose. Look like she going to leave a huge pile.
by 2LunchTommy April 24, 2021
The ratchet act of trendy photograph pose of females squatting to the ground and looking like they are going to shit on the ground.
You see this girls Tinder profile? Yea, she in the dump squat photo pose. Looks like she going to drop a huge pile.
by 2LunchTommy April 23, 2021

