A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.
Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
by 2LunchTommy September 06, 2020
A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.
Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).
by 2LunchTommy December 07, 2018
The ratchet act of trendy photograph pose of females squatting to the ground and looking like they are going to shit on the ground.
You see this girls Tinder profile? Yea, she in the dump squat photo pose. Looks like she going to drop a huge pile.
by 2LunchTommy April 23, 2021
The ratchet act of females squating down to the floor for a photographic pose and looking like the are going to take a dump on the ground.
Hey check out this girls Tinder profile! Oh yea, she in the Dump Squat Photo Pose. Look like she going to leave a huge pile.
by 2LunchTommy April 24, 2021
I had this girl Carla out on a date . She had asked: What do you like better? Drums or flats? I told her I’m Biwingual and love both equally but may make a compromise for her if she likes one over the other.
by 2LunchTommy February 15, 2022
Hey I scored Springsteen concert tickets this weekend at the Linc, you wanna go?
Na, I’mma be Downda-Shore rippin Sea Isle Senders & scopin jawns on da beach.
Na, I’mma be Downda-Shore rippin Sea Isle Senders & scopin jawns on da beach.
by 2LunchTommy July 28, 2022
The act of middle age folks(mainly men) calling out young men and women wearing retro/vintage band Tshirts. Saying: “Name 3 songs!”(in agitation) Often with some type opinion that you don’t deserve to wear that shirt.
How old is this girl? Like 20? Where did you get that Pantera Vulgur Display Of Power shirt??? Can you name 3 songs? Can you even name one fucking band member??? I saw that band 20 times before you were even born!
by 2LunchTommy June 11, 2021