maple cunt 

When you cover a woman with maple syrup and proceed to have sexual intercourse with her, but before you reach climax, you put her in the trunk of your car and drive her to Canada.

I met a girl in a bar last night, she needed a ride to Canada, so I gave her a maple cunt.

maple cunt by crispcuntdestroyer September 16, 2015

Male Cunt

A male who pulls the same kinds of bullshit antics as a mean, immature female yet doesn't realize what they are doing is overly feminine. Instead they think its clever and do not understand or realize it is conduct unworthy of an actual man. Forming exclusionary social cliques, passive aggressive attitude and routine back-handed bitch behavior are indicators that a guy may indeed be a male cunt.

"Dude, why is John always secretly talking trash on facebook about Steve and going out of his way to make sure nobody invites him to anything? Did Steve do something wrong?"

"Yeah, something really really small like two years ago. John is a total male cunt for pulling that kind of a high school girl stunt. He is almost 30 years old! Why can't he get over small-time slights like a real man?"

Male Cunt by Vindickation September 23, 2013

Male Thunder Cunt 

A male thunder cunt is quite similar to that of female. the male thunder cunt is a big gaping ass hole with a smelly unclean small pecker. the gaping hole of ass which is considered quite grotesque, also has the continuous problem of leaking all over the ass hole's pants. the name thunder cunt comes from the definition of which there is a frightening storm inside a womans vagina. The male version of this problem, is the same, only in the rectum. Almost as if something has literally crawled up someone's ass and died.

Caitlin wont make out with a male thunder cunt who hits on her when they are bored.

Male Thunder Cunt by Joelicious Maguire January 27, 2009

MALE CUNTS 

EXACYLY!!!

Mother fucking male cunts! Got your period acting like a bitch! From a farmer! God for bud you know how to knock without the burning bush! No bush , bush be gone! No fire! It's out! No bush , no knock, no fire! Fuck you cunts!

MALE CUNTS by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024