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A town in British Columbia, Canada, where there is a growing number of Crackheads in the downtown area. The #1 activity is smoking weed Lots of grow-ops in this town but sometimes its hard to find some decent cheebs(weed).
I spent the weekend in "The Ridge", and all we did was get fuckin baked and hung out. What happened to the "McEsso" on 232nd though? Good old Maple Ridge....
by BigNasty316 January 17, 2008
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A Maple Ridge is when you put maple syrup on your butthole and your sex partner licks it clean.
Mikey took Chelsea home last night and she gave him a Maple Ridge
by Wang Chueng May 30, 2017
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A meathod of passing a joint between two people. It is performed when the marijuana cigarette is small and thus it must be past by pressing the people's two thumbs together. After the small joint is past, the passee says "Maple Ridge". This is inspired by the Rural Western Canadian town of Maple Ridge where there are massive amounts of grow-ops.
You dropped the joint! You should have pulled a Maple Ridge.
by Seth Perry March 02, 2006
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Dope town in canada where you can walk up to anyone on the street and buy a sac off them
"hey you" yah whats up "can i get a sac off you man" yee no prob bro maple ridge is the bomb
by seany pp December 26, 2008
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A town where there are no big shopping malls or advertisements everywhere. Beware there is no color, almost every single person is white!
Have you been to Maple Ridge lately? Try spotting color sometime, it is nearly impossible.
by Jimbo August 10, 2003
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One of the two ghetto ass towns outside Vancouver (surrey being the first). There is literally nothing to do in this town besides go to the Caddy Shack and watch the strippers while high as a kite. This town is full of drug dealers, addicts, hookers and an alarming amount of homeless people. Reminds me of the projects. Everyone that grown up in this town knows what it’s like to struggle.
β€œHey bro wanna come to my place in maple ridge tomorrow?”

β€œNah bro I ain’t tryna get stabbed”
by Srymsjackson February 08, 2019
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