crispcuntdestroyer's definitions

maple cunt

When you cover a woman with maple syrup and proceed to have sexual intercourse with her, but before you reach climax, you put her in the trunk of your car and drive her to Canada.

I met a girl in a bar last night, she needed a ride to Canada, so I gave her a maple cunt.

by crispcuntdestroyer September 16, 2015