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Montoxicated 

To drink or be drunk while at work. To be intoxicated on the job.
Monti is slurring his words, he must be Montoxicated again.
Montoxicated by Montiodious May 10, 2004
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mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.
"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"
mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012

dark mantonio 

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.
Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.

mantexter 

Usually a male, but can be female, who responds to text messages with less than 3 word answers. Their conversational stimulation is most likely at rock bottom.
I wanted to talk to Katie but had to wait and see her in person because she was a mantexter.
mantexter by tyler l September 22, 2007

Dorothy Mantooth 

The mother of Wes Mantooth, from the movie Anchorman.
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.
Dorothy Mantooth by ccmetal555 July 25, 2006
The keeper of the Ancients, from "Eternal Darkness' for the Nintendo Gamecube.

Mantorok: keeper, overseer, master of the Ancients, chaos...

Mantorok is a rather unsettling entity. A giant mound and sea of living flesh, with hundreds of eyes and mouths, it controlls all purple magick. It resides in a temple (usually referred to as a tomb) in Cambodia.

It once had the power keep all of the Ancients imprisoned, but once Pious Agustus became loyal to the ancients, whether it being the timestream where he chose either Chattur'gha, Ulyaoth, or Xel'lotath, Pious binded the creature in the name of his lord. Mantorok was swifly trapped between the veils of reality, and the enchanted stakes that impaled its flesh. It lost contol over the Ancients it once kept inprisoned, and Pious was free to summon his lord, threatening the world into falling into eternal darkness.

Now unable to rally its guardians, it could only rely on its subtle manipulations of the Roivas family to defeat its enemies. All things happened at once, since the universe is made up of many time streams, all operating in harmonious syncronisity. It managed to play the Ancients against each other, ultimately resulting in their mutual annialation.

And so it comes to pass. Of the three Ancients, there is nothing. The mighty Chattur'gha decimated the power of Xel'lotath. The insanity of Xel'lotath crushed the power of Ulyaoth. The boundless Ulyaoth destroyed the power of Chattur'gha. Only Mantorok remains, slowly dying.

Now, it will languish forever, residing in its tomb...plotting...
PIOUS AGUSTUS - "...you have a great monument here, Mantorok. It is a pity that no one will recognize it as yours..."
Mantorok by King Nothing January 28, 2005
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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