manspoon

The act of two grown heterosexual males often involved in their own bromance sharing a bed and spooning throughout the night. Not normally sexual, with the possible exception of drunken "experiments" in college.

Richard: Hey Mike, I'm tired. Let's go to bed and manspoon.

Mike: Sure thing, Snugglebunny.

by mnamna September 19, 2009

manpoon

equivalent to using the word poon in a sentence, it refers to the male genitalia.

Jess: That dude is hot.
Joan: I would so tap that manpoon.

by jbonbon September 30, 2008

Manpoon

It is when a man has the squirts or loose stools and needs to use some roll toilet paper like a tampoon to catch or absorb shit. It avoids a man to have shit streaks on his underwear.

Man I need to go to the bathroom to get a manpoon or my girlfriend will think that I shit myself.

by JBCE July 20, 2008

mansoon

When a guy's ejaculation is so strong, it blows over the girl's face with hurricane force winds.

My girlfriend was begging me to spew, so I gave her a mighty mansoon!

by PorkNPussy February 3, 2015

Mansoon

The event of a woman having an unusual amount of men contact her over a short period of time. Sometimes following the full moon. Usually a surprise to the woman. Typically after a dry spell in her romantic and social life. Almost all of the contacts will be of romantic interest.

"I think my mansoon has started , I've have three guys hit on me out of nowhere this weekend. "

by Too Curious July 13, 2017

mansponding

Similar to mansplaining, except used as a response to something sensible said by a woman, or a guy saying something idiotic that has absolutely nothing to do with what was actually said. (My ex used to do it all the time, which is one of the many reasons why he's my ex)

Emma: So you got in another fight with your boyfriend last night?

Chloe: Yeah, but this time I broke up with his bitch ass. I was trying to have a serious talk with him about some really important shit, but he didn't even give enough of of a fuck to say anything that wasn't mansponding.

Emma: Can't blame you for that. Every time I hear a guy either mansplain to me like I'm stupid or manspond like he doesn't give a shit about what I said, it always makes me want to kick him in the balls.

by dementedfaerie May 29, 2018