manpoon

equivalent to using the word poon in a sentence, it refers to the male genitalia.

Jess: That dude is hot.
Joan: I would so tap that manpoon.

by jbonbon September 30, 2008

Manpoon

It is when a man has the squirts or loose stools and needs to use some roll toilet paper like a tampoon to catch or absorb shit. It avoids a man to have shit streaks on his underwear.

Man I need to go to the bathroom to get a manpoon or my girlfriend will think that I shit myself.

by JBCE July 20, 2008

manspoon

The act of two grown heterosexual males often involved in their own bromance sharing a bed and spooning throughout the night. Not normally sexual, with the possible exception of drunken "experiments" in college.

Richard: Hey Mike, I'm tired. Let's go to bed and manspoon.

Mike: Sure thing, Snugglebunny.

by mnamna September 19, 2009

Manpool

A group of four of truly incredible men. Similar to a quartet, except the collective awesomeness of a manpool is much greater than that of a quartet. The bonds connecting the members of a manpool are the same as the bonds that bind together two men in a bromance. Thus, in essence, a manpool is a specific form of a group bromance, or bro-orgy (common name: brorgy). Manpools generally form when its members decide to collectively travel together in a motor vehicle, especially in small, cheap, red foreign imports. If possible, the term "bro" is factored into the name of the manpool's favorite vehicle (e.g. a Toyota Matrix will become a Brotrix). Other characteristics of a manpool include a love of restaurants such as Pei Wei, In-n-Out, and Chipotle. Manpools can often be found patronizing restaurants with Coke Freestyles, playing absurd amounts of ping-pong, blasting Josh Groban, Andrea Bocelli, Michael Buble, Jon Lajoie, or other great artists. The most common hang out spot of a manpool is commonly known as a Mancave.

Wow, those four guys are really awesome. No wonder they are a manpool.

by ImReallyTall November 9, 2011

mangoon

Slang term for testicles. Also used as as friendly abuse. Term also extends to the scrotum as in "The mangoonery"

"He caught me right in the mangoons"
"The mangoons (mates) are on their way over

by Johnny sponk May 2, 2016

Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

by solaristrance April 20, 2015

Manpony

A boy with hair tied up in a pony tail.

John: Oh man, check out that manpony over there!

Erika: Oh yeah, I see him! His hair is long! We're going to have to tame that manpony!

by Salmom April 29, 2009