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equivalent to using the word poon in a sentence, it refers to the male genitalia.
Jess: That dude is hot.
Joan: I would so tap that manpoon.
manpoon by jbonbon September 30, 2008
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It is when a man has the squirts or loose stools and needs to use some roll toilet paper like a tampoon to catch or absorb shit. It avoids a man to have shit streaks on his underwear.
Man I need to go to the bathroom to get a manpoon or my girlfriend will think that I shit myself.
Manpoon by JBCE July 20, 2008
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manspoon 

The act of two grown heterosexual males often involved in their own bromance sharing a bed and spooning throughout the night. Not normally sexual, with the possible exception of drunken "experiments" in college.
Richard: Hey Mike, I'm tired. Let's go to bed and manspoon.

Mike: Sure thing, Snugglebunny.
manspoon by mnamna September 19, 2009
A group of four of truly incredible men. Similar to a quartet, except the collective awesomeness of a manpool is much greater than that of a quartet. The bonds connecting the members of a manpool are the same as the bonds that bind together two men in a bromance. Thus, in essence, a manpool is a specific form of a group bromance, or bro-orgy (common name: brorgy). Manpools generally form when its members decide to collectively travel together in a motor vehicle, especially in small, cheap, red foreign imports. If possible, the term "bro" is factored into the name of the manpool's favorite vehicle (e.g. a Toyota Matrix will become a Brotrix). Other characteristics of a manpool include a love of restaurants such as Pei Wei, In-n-Out, and Chipotle. Manpools can often be found patronizing restaurants with Coke Freestyles, playing absurd amounts of ping-pong, blasting Josh Groban, Andrea Bocelli, Michael Buble, Jon Lajoie, or other great artists. The most common hang out spot of a manpool is commonly known as a Mancave.
Wow, those four guys are really awesome. No wonder they are a manpool.
Manpool by ImReallyTall November 9, 2011
Slang term for testicles. Also used as as friendly abuse. Term also extends to the scrotum as in "The mangoonery"
"He caught me right in the mangoons"
"The mangoons (mates) are on their way over
mangoon by Johnny sponk May 2, 2016

Shanghai Manpon 

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.
"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"
Shanghai Manpon by solaristrance April 20, 2015
A boy with hair tied up in a pony tail.
John: Oh man, check out that manpony over there!

Erika: Oh yeah, I see him! His hair is long! We're going to have to tame that manpony!
Manpony by Salmom April 29, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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