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mansponding

Similar to mansplaining, except used as a response to something sensible said by a woman, or a guy saying something idiotic that has absolutely nothing to do with what was actually said. (My ex used to do it all the time, which is one of the many reasons why he's my ex)
Emma: So you got in another fight with your boyfriend last night?

Chloe: Yeah, but this time I broke up with his bitch ass. I was trying to have a serious talk with him about some really important shit, but he didn't even give enough of of a fuck to say anything that wasn't mansponding.

Emma: Can't blame you for that. Every time I hear a guy either mansplain to me like I'm stupid or manspond like he doesn't give a shit about what I said, it always makes me want to kick him in the balls.
by dementedfaerie May 29, 2018
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mansploding

the very patriarchal act of when a man releases semen from his penis

see also:
manspreading
mansplaining
feminist 1: did you just see that guy mansploding all over that poor woman's face?
feminist 2: disgusting how we still live in such a patriarchy in the current year!
by bigguy5u July 6, 2017
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Marilyn Mansoning

the act of being able to give yourself oral sex
Tucker: What the hell is that guy doing?
Drew: He is Marilyn Mansoning, leave him be
by toomuchshame August 2, 2009
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