mansponding

Similar to mansplaining, except used as a response to something sensible said by a woman, or a guy saying something idiotic that has absolutely nothing to do with what was actually said. (My ex used to do it all the time, which is one of the many reasons why he's my ex)

Emma: So you got in another fight with your boyfriend last night?

Chloe: Yeah, but this time I broke up with his bitch ass. I was trying to have a serious talk with him about some really important shit, but he didn't even give enough of of a fuck to say anything that wasn't mansponding.

Emma: Can't blame you for that. Every time I hear a guy either mansplain to me like I'm stupid or manspond like he doesn't give a shit about what I said, it always makes me want to kick him in the balls.

mansponding by dementedfaerie May 29, 2018

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mansploding

the very patriarchal act of when a man releases semen from his penis

see also:
[manspreading]
[mansplaining]

feminist 1: did you just see that guy mansploding all over that poor woman's face?
feminist 2: disgusting how we still live in such a patriarchy in the current year!

mansploding by bigguy5u July 6, 2017

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mansponding • mansploding • Marilyn Mansoning

Marilyn Mansoning

the act of being able to give yourself oral sex

Tucker: What the hell is that guy doing?
Drew: He is Marilyn Mansoning, leave him be

Marilyn Mansoning by toomuchshame August 2, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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