mansponding

Similar to mansplaining, except used as a response to something sensible said by a woman, or a guy saying something idiotic that has absolutely nothing to do with what was actually said. (My ex used to do it all the time, which is one of the many reasons why he's my ex)

Emma: So you got in another fight with your boyfriend last night?

Chloe: Yeah, but this time I broke up with his bitch ass. I was trying to have a serious talk with him about some really important shit, but he didn't even give enough of of a fuck to say anything that wasn't mansponding.

Emma: Can't blame you for that. Every time I hear a guy either mansplain to me like I'm stupid or manspond like he doesn't give a shit about what I said, it always makes me want to kick him in the balls.

mansponding by dementedfaerie May 29, 2018

mansploding 

the very patriarchal act of when a man releases semen from his penis

see also:
[manspreading]
[mansplaining]

feminist 1: did you just see that guy mansploding all over that poor woman's face?
feminist 2: disgusting how we still live in such a patriarchy in the current year!

mansploding by bigguy5u July 6, 2017

Marilyn Mansoning

the act of being able to give yourself oral sex

Tucker: What the hell is that guy doing?
Drew: He is Marilyn Mansoning, leave him be

Marilyn Mansoning by toomuchshame August 2, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004