PorkNPussy's definitions

plaid people

People who don't realize wearing plaid as formal wear is unacceptable.
People who live and die in rural states.

Ocean City Maryland is where plaid people go to vacation.

by PorkNPussy June 8, 2017

Pumpernickeled

Getting punched so hard, you shit yourself.

Yo! You seen Big Bobby Brown get rocked in his teeth?

Yea bruh, Jameel pumpernickeled that man!

by PorkNPussy October 2, 2016

Blamwich

A home-made sandwich creation so delicious it deserves an exclamatory prefix.

My home-made Italian ain't no sandwich, it's a BLAMwich.

by PorkNPussy October 2, 2016

wap slap

When you accidentally (or intentionally) wack your partners' body/face with your wang.

Dirty Shirley needed a good wap slappin' to loosen up after last night's AA meeting...

by PorkNPussy March 19, 2016

mansoon

When a guy's ejaculation is so strong, it blows over the girl's face with hurricane force winds.

My girlfriend was begging me to spew, so I gave her a mighty mansoon!

by PorkNPussy February 3, 2015