The event of a woman having an unusual amount of men contact her over a short period of time. Sometimes following the full moon. Usually a surprise to the woman. Typically after a dry spell in her romantic and social life. Almost all of the contacts will be of romantic interest.
"I think my mansoon has started , I've have three guys hit on me out of nowhere this weekend. "
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.