mansplant

Removal of a sissy man's vagina and replacement with a set of balls

Ken uses a purple broom to clean the house, he really needs a mansplant

mansplant by longslim March 8, 2015

mansplainertainer 

A mansplainer who provides amusement or enjoyment.

Griselda declared, " Marco is a mansplainertainer par excellence. He is both fun and long-winded."

mansplainertainer by coocho October 5, 2018

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.

Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022

cansplant 

The act of pouring a half-empty warm can of soda/beer into a half-empty cold can so as not to waste the warm soda/beer.

"A cansplant is a very dangerous procedure, I once spilled soda all over my pants!"

cansplant by A S C E N D E D August 1, 2017

Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore 

a simple phrase that is the male counterpart of Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep.
Both phrases are used interchangeable depending on the person, but a gender neutral option is Sovereign Stealing Sway

Bard: Guys, I don't think I can Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore us out this situation
Barbarian: Manslaughter it is then

Mansplain Manipulate Manwhore by ChaoticChaos April 4, 2023

macsplat 

When a male masturbates over some serious porn and spunks on his mac book, it can be a screen shot or the keyboard!

Chris " i fucked my right hand last night and did a macsplat, dude you should seen that shit, it went f***** everywhere man"

macsplat by JRF17 December 2, 2010

mansulation 

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

mansulation by GzBz October 13, 2011