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manpanties by Gumba the Gully Dwarf May 18, 2004
ManPlan
This occurs commonly in business when a woman is put in charge of a project in a lead role such as project manager or coordinator and one or more men on the team make their own "manplan" because they think they know better, have more experience or think the woman needs help.
manplan
A secret plan known and worked out by two or more men that is centered around scoring women. It may involve a foreploy, diving on grenades, or the bucking bronco and possibly some high fives
Ok lets break it down.
Where going on a double date, the end goal is we take these women home and give them the shagging of there lives, meet each other in the hallway the next day as we leave and give each other high fives.
Ok manplan:
plan A: get them really drunk, really fast. possibly we 'accidentally' buy rounds at the same time.
plan B: There not into getting drunk because they have to work tomorrow, so we tempt them back to the house with promises of massages and tell them they can sleep in our spare bed (yea right!).
plan C: It doesn't work out, we agree that they are lesbians and bail.
Where going on a double date, the end goal is we take these women home and give them the shagging of there lives, meet each other in the hallway the next day as we leave and give each other high fives.
Ok manplan:
plan A: get them really drunk, really fast. possibly we 'accidentally' buy rounds at the same time.
plan B: There not into getting drunk because they have to work tomorrow, so we tempt them back to the house with promises of massages and tell them they can sleep in our spare bed (yea right!).
plan C: It doesn't work out, we agree that they are lesbians and bail.
manplan by paul aka harry potter October 7, 2008
manplaster
(noun) slang, off-color language of a man's seminal fluid, i.e. the substance a man ejaculates when he does.
Remember that girl I left the bar with last night? I left manplaster all over her ass then shoved her out the door naked!
manplaster by phillydrifter July 28, 2011
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