macsplat

When a male masturbates over some serious porn and spunks on his mac book, it can be a screen shot or the keyboard!

Chris " i fucked my right hand last night and did a macsplat, dude you should seen that shit, it went f***** everywhere man"

by JRF17 December 2, 2010

McSplat

This is when a girl touches a man's dick, and the man can not hold his load for more than 15 seconds, and spludges everywhere.

Damn guy you couldn't hold your load and mcsplatted all over her.

by Butch Hornswaggle October 5, 2009

Macsplain

When an Apple employee or fan attempts to persuade another person about how an Apple product or service is good and/or easy to use, no matter the context.

I told my friend I was thinking of getting a new phone and he tried to Macsplain me into getting an iPhone.

by ChaseyK June 10, 2017

Mansplat

Mansplaining in which the ‘splainer has no damn idea what he’s talking about.

Backyard work continues. It’s been raining so limited what we can do. I suggest that we pick up the materials (trex decking material) to get that chore out of the way. He mansplatted: You want to haul off that stuff when it’s pouring?!? The last thing we want is for that stuff to get soaked.

The trex decking material?

by Joe El April 29, 2023